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 Post Posted: Wed, January 10th 2007 09:48pm    Post subject:
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Well, Supreme Moff, there are truths in this universe that are so self-evident, not a one can deny their existence, regardless of creed and therefore, government.
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 Post Posted: Wed, January 10th 2007 09:49pm    Post subject:
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No, Commander, I believe the Captain is correct. It is obvious to the entire galaxy anyone such as you, an abandoner to the only true cause in the galaxy, has no testicular fortitude.


What true cause is this? The cause of the Empire? heh.... some true cause if they let you in.... I mean look at you, you are quite manly. Seriously, are those boobs or pecks? I can't tell.
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 Post Posted: Wed, January 10th 2007 09:52pm    Post subject:
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An ironic statement coming from a eunuch.
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I can quite assure you that my Penis is still on my body. Would you like to see? I am sure you are quite eager as you probably haven't seen one in ages.
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 Post Posted: Wed, January 10th 2007 10:02pm    Post subject:
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...You realize you just took at shot at Nevin with that... :p

Obviously, you don't know the definition of the word "eunuch." I'd advise checking a dictionary before you attempt to harrass your subordinates.
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 Post Posted: Wed, January 10th 2007 10:05pm    Post subject:
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You mean the wooden stick you think of as your penis? Don't you think that's taking the term "getting wood" a little too literally?

Oh, and my boyfriend has a wonderful asset. Do I detect jealousy?
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Captain Vivek and Commander Onasi, I would appreciate if you kept your...assumptions about each other to yourselves, but would prefer if you worked it entirely out. I will be talking to you both about this.

Commander Onasi, if you have problems with the leadership of the Alliance, I believe you have already served over a year, and if you wish to resign your comission there will be no complaints. If you wish to stay with the Alliance, then I suggest you drop your misconceptions.
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Pardon me Moff, but there are two basic definitions of the word. "A man or boy whose testes have been removed or have never developed" I am quite positive they developed and I am even more sure they my penis is connected to my body.

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And leave you to screw over the Commonwealth? Over my dead body.
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Perhaps when you realize there is no such thing as your Commonwealth anymore, you will be more willing to let the Alliance govern it.

I told you once and I will no longer repeat myself. Neither of you will continue this puerile argument.
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 Post Posted: Wed, January 10th 2007 10:48pm    Post subject:
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Settle down with the penis cracks, guys. :P

Disagreements and such aside, I believe it is a good choice on the part of both the Empire and the Alliance. Death only leads to more death.
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Commander Onasi, just wanted to get something clear. A eunuch is not a man without a penis, it is a man without testicles as you said, so why constantly mention your penis... unless you're ashamed of it? And by taking pot shots at your superiors without acting on them proves Captain Vivek's point, you aren't a true man.

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So effective that you could stop the Great Purge? Yes. You are quite effective at not stopping the Great Purge. Yes Human Camps are doing quite well.


...I suggest you elaborate, Spaar. Or we will show you just how effective we are at stopping your Purge.
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I think it is obvious, Supreme Moff Jendob. Spaar wants to eliminate everybody who doesn't look like a lizard.
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Terra Novari wrote:
Commander Onasi, just wanted to get something clear. A eunuch is not a man without a penis, it is a man without testicles as you said, so why constantly mention your penis... unless you're ashamed of it? And by taking pot shots at your superiors without acting on them proves Captain Vivek's point, you aren't a true man.


Interesting how you stole the definition just stated a small moment ago by myself..... remember this " "A man or boy whose testes have been removed or have never developed" Good call though, no really, good try.

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Act on it eh? I would gladly do unto them what I did to that Imperial back on Coruscant, except this time I will have my blasters set to kill.
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I would like to note I withdraw my commision from this pathetic organization. It is time for a new guard to take over, one of the people, for the people, by the people. We will unite in our nationalistic goals and expell these treaties that have shamed our organization, our fatherland!


And now Trigger the National Socialist Movement by Gavin Onasi
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Onasi, if Denora doesn't do it, I'll kill you.
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Thank you, Gavin.

Having resigned your comission of the Alliance, the Empire is now free to pursue its own actions against you. You are not welcome on any Imperial world, or in any Imperial space... if you are captured, Gavin Onasi, you will be arrested and tried for a multitude of crimes, not the least of which is assault on an Imperial High Commander.

May the Gods have mercy on your soul, Gavin... because I will not.
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So effective that you could stop the Great Purge? Yes. You are quite effective at not stopping the Great Purge. Yes Human Camps are doing quite well.


...I suggest you elaborate, Spaar. Or we will show you just how effective we are at stopping your Purge.


Yes yes just like all the dead Humans who thought they were better then the Yevetha? Silly Humans. Silly aliens. Yevetha are supreme! Human Camps are the most effective way of teaching you that. If I post and image I'll be banned

Now, you consider this a war? This is no more of a war then the "War of the Great Purge". It was three miniscule battles that any Yevethan will tell you were pathetic. Now, I have camps to attend to.

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Great....another psychotic madman spouting off his lunatic ramblings. It seems that every few days there's a new one...

Spaar, I'll tell you something. The Empire doesn't tolerate things such as these "camps" as you have put it and I'm pretty sure the Rebellion doesn't either. Now do you really think it's smart of you to enlighten the galaxy that could easily stop you to your practices?
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Perhaps when you realize there is no such thing as your Commonwealth anymore, you will be more willing to let the Alliance govern it.


Nice. Remember this the next time you guys are bitching about how evil the Empire is, won't you?

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The Empire doesn't tolerate things such as these "camps" as you have put it and I'm pretty sure the Rebellion doesn't either.


And if the previous war is anything to go by, you should be careful before they both start trying to stare them out of existence.
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Staring has it's good points. It can really unnerve some people.
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Thank you, Gavin.

Having resigned your comission of the Alliance, the Empire is now free to pursue its own actions against you. You are not welcome on any Imperial world, or in any Imperial space... if you are captured, Gavin Onasi, you will be arrested and tried for a multitude of crimes, not the least of which is assault on an Imperial High Commander.

May the Gods have mercy on your soul, Gavin... because I will not.


Im shaking in my boots. By the way, tell the man I said Hi.

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What idiot put this guy in charge of stuff?
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